Okay.. it's a few hours later... heres an update on the happenings in my place of work.

1. There is a fly that has been sat on the comupter screen for about 20 minutes... I think he read my blog about the wasp and either didn't like it very much or thought it was marvelous depending on whether flies like wasps or not. I cannot decide on this.

2. The printer is not working properly. My boss spent a lot of money on the supposed 'fastest printer in the world', but it would in fact be faster to use the core of the pear I have just eaten, (3. I have just eaten... a pear.) cut it into several very small pieces, mould each piece into each letter of the alphabet with such accuracy that noone would ever know it was made from the core of a pear, go and buy some ink, and then painstakingly hand print the entire document I have been trying to print for the past hour. I could do this... however I choose not to.

4. I am bored.

.... that's about it.

Also I thought I'd mention that I bought a plant while we were away in Cropton which has happily settled into my house now. It's an Arecia and very pretty, but it decided that it's name is Partridge. That is, when I asked it what it's name should be the word 'partridge' popped into my head. It's not a very pretty name is it really? Or even , in fact , a name at all. But every time I tried calling it another name the atmosphere in the room goes all moody. I sometimes call it Pixiekins-partridge to try and make the name a bit.. prettier? And it doesn't mind that. So I now own a plant that actually wishes it was a partridge. Theres no end to the fun is there..?